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Dress Demotivational Poster

PATRICIA STAR - A perfect example of cartoon crossdressing.


LITTLE WOLFGANG - Never lived that dark day down when Mommy thought it would be cute to dress him up

TAGS: dog doggie dress up laugh laughing
Rating: 3.38/5

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Alexis.Chu - September 11, 2009, 5:23 am
roflmao I love this one ! 5L
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 10:32 pm
Poor little wolfe. 5 wiener dog shorties from me

A CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER - Life is far to short to carry grudges around with you... Address the issues.., move on, and lose the Chip's... Unless they're covered in Ketchup..!!

1964 - A good year for guys in gowns

TAGS: guys gowns crossdresses transvestites 1964 rnr
Rating: 2.29/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 26, 2008, 12:59 am
Three Dollars!!!??? In 1964 money? Why, that's insane! Gas was only 30 cents a gallon! Ohhh, limited edition! Well, that explains everything.

TRICK QUESTION - "Does this dress make my ass look big?

TAGS: big ass dress mother s day
Rating: 4.22/5

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champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:03 pm
No, but that pile of sh*t does.


TAGS: newspaper dress date wrong read
Rating: 4.84/5

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almarpa - August 21, 2010, 4:42 pm
Thank you folks. I am trying to improve although is dificult
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 6:05 pm
Good one almarpa. 5L (no I'm just reading the b00bs... I mean news.)
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:33 am
Beautiful! Now this is a d*** good and funny fake! 5L alpaca

NO BURKA FOR ME - Flys the most Badass plane Refuse to wear the abaya The profile shot, no hips!


TAGS: life time good taken reserved reason wrong fail bed beauty brunette white dress murphy law quote
Rating: 3.17/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 6:55 pm
It's all about timing. Some of the good ones will realize they are with jerks and become single again.. but not for very long.


TAGS: goth dress down surprise
Rating: 4.87/5

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culos - November 1, 2010, 4:58 am
Is there an apple and tree story behind this? Don't be shy, you can confide in us...

PHOTOBOMB - What was that girl in blue thinking???

TAGS: culos ph**obomb bridesmaid blue dress
Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:14 pm
You can after a few glasses of champagne.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 1:02 pm
I love this poster...I dont love an underage maid of honor. ;)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:08 am

well, great minds...
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:05 am
Spoken like a true Greybeard :-)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:03 am

At this age...if I were single I don't think the virgin experience is waht I would want. I like a woman who knows herself & what she likes/wants.
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:01 am
What he said....for some reason my ex didn't appreciate it when I told her, she thought her sister was a saint
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:56 am

I met one who did, but when I was done...she didn't.
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:53 am
Never knew one that had the right to wear white.....
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am

rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am

well....the bride really shouldn't have wron white
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:44 am
Sounds like you were there. Care to elaborate?
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:21 am

They purchased a roll of the dark blue, the one in light blue was last to be fitted, only had enough dark blue left to make her belt.
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 9:13 am
looks like the horse be scopen' da azz on that bridesmaid and thinkin'about a lap or two round her track


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break


TAGS: marchallenge heavily dressed but ***y
Rating: 3.53/5

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Reason - March 21, 2010, 3:31 pm
Post-apocalyptic h**ness.
Derek - March 4, 2010, 3:53 pm
- if she can manage to get that jacket off


TAGS: dress white wedding realization
Rating: 4.67/5

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djrcreative - January 15, 2012, 8:30 pm
Or past tense if delayed until after you're married. :/


INSPIRATION - It's Everywhere

TAGS: curtains dress wedding
Rating: 4.24/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 1:35 pm
Who's idea wa5 it for the bridesmaids' dresses? Maria Von Trapp?
dy2012 - May 31, 2012, 12:29 pm
guess what the groom's attire :)
Bull - May 31, 2012, 4:01 am
The carpet might not match the dra**s ... but the dresses do.



TAGS: kids hate parents dress police
Rating: 4.79/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 26, 2010, 4:15 am
Cute costume, and you can bet those cops were trying to keep from laughing.
ICEMAN - October 25, 2010, 1:43 am
Yo daddy dresses you funny Face. 5
Anonymous2 - October 24, 2010, 12:21 am
Dang it. I didn't get my mot made fast enough... now I'll just look like a copycat if I submit it... guess I could always rework it and submit it later.
spacedog - October 23, 2010, 4:56 pm
deadluvva - October 23, 2010, 8:58 am
One word. Sad 5 stars my friend
Iconoclast - October 22, 2010, 8:13 pm
Great picture, great caption. Remember that song from South Pacific - - You've got to be taught ...
Neener - October 22, 2010, 7:58 pm
Reality Lord - October 22, 2010, 7:45 pm

awesome dude...total 5L

Take off my Dress -


TAGS: distractions death red dress
Rating: 4.63/5

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GreyScorpion - November 18, 2010, 5:58 pm
THUMP!! that's gonna leave a mark...5L

DRESSAGE - ...when Polo just isn't pretentious enough. Way to identify with your constituents, Mittens

BIG FAT LIAR!! - Looks like you are going to be CAUGHT DEAD... Wearing a FAT-MANS-DRESS And yes it makes you butt look BIG!

CUBBYBEAR - Will not fall for this trick...again


WHOA! - Who designed this dress... Ralph Lauren or Chef Boyardee?

TAGS: spaghetti dress
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Purleah - April 28, 2011, 5:02 am
Hello, Are you serious 'Chef'? Because Im looking for the owner of this picutre, I want to use it for a project. Please contact me if you're the owner. [email protected]
Purleah - April 28, 2011, 5:02 am
Hello, Are you serious 'Chef'? Because Im looking for the owner of this picutre, I want to use it for a project. Please contact me if you're the owner. [email protected]
Chef - June 9, 2010, 5:42 pm
I DID design it but my name isn't Boyardee

INSTITUTE OF EVIL - The nemesis of-HOLY CRAP! Is that gorilla wearing a dress!?

TAGS: september challenge evil half tank half apes in dresses
Rating: 3.32/5

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agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 5:23 pm

SUPERMAN - The world's most amazing cross dresser

Transparents -

TAGS: parents confusing dressing drag transparents
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 2:27 pm
Being a parent or choosing the right clothes to wear that day...teehee
spacedog - July 16, 2014, 6:17 pm
Rough trade in the 80's.
MissPriss - July 16, 2014, 12:00 am
Oh come on...you still wear your hair like that!
Silverheart - July 15, 2014, 8:34 pm

Pun... too horrible... picture even worse (holy phooking 80s!) Like, totally 5Ls

zipper dress -

TAGS: zipper dress
Rating: 5/5

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Pagong - May 22, 2013, 9:49 am
Gotta agree there. The longer the anticipation, the better the.. whatever comes to you.
PapaFox - April 29, 2013, 9:23 am
Hmm, an inch at a time... ;)

if you're an adult -

TAGS: halloween dress up children costumes lewis black
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 15, 2013, 3:47 pm
Ha! He put Moo+ put a smile at the end of that. See how so polite ;-)
curlyrocks - October 14, 2013, 3:15 pm
Lewis Black was my favorite comedian until I found Doug Stanhope who is ruder and cruder. We love jerks up here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2013, 1:39 pm
Not all Canadians are polite and friendly...ja****s. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 14, 2013, 1:31 pm
How do Canadians view Lewis Black? Canadians are polite and friendly, and Lewis Black is.... well, Lewis Black, lol.
MissPriss - October 14, 2013, 1:14 pm
Is it my fault if I'm an adult stuck inside a 5L child's brain? Take that Lewis.

Modesty -

SCALE - In hindsight the new Berlin Train station public address system was deemed to be slightly larger than necessary

Entertainment -


TAGS: casual attire day rerun is a snappy dresser iceman
Rating: 4.52/5

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Greeny - March 4, 2011, 9:12 pm
nice leisure suit, Larry
rerun - March 4, 2011, 9:06 pm

This pic was taken on a great day. I turned 65...that was one good cigar.


TAGS: adopt a pet calendar dressed
Rating: 4.45/5

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mariand - January 4, 2012, 7:52 am


TAGS: love poem dead goodbye dirtydress
Rating: 4.38/5

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Bull - June 3, 2012, 5:34 am
looks to me like he buried the wrong parts for a proper goodbye. 5 forensic scientists!
LongXitian - June 2, 2012, 9:53 pm
"Tell me that you love me" she said. "What's in it for me?" I asked. "Sand"
Reality Lord - June 2, 2012, 2:16 pm

awesome...or as we used to say way back...amsome


TAGS: leaving no forwarding address
Rating: 4.33/5

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Sean - June 1, 2010, 1:39 pm
There's a**uming the fetal position, there's running around in a blind panic, there's cowering in the underbrush, there's doing all three in rapid succession ... there's tonnes of choices.
Derek - May 31, 2010, 7:36 pm
Surely it takes no courage at all - there is no choice
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 6:30 pm
Excellence, as always.

Dresses -

TAGS: dresses silly ridiculous fashion fill out vamps
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 12:06 pm
America doesn't do it correctly. A ton of pasta, and few pieces of shredded chicken? All carbs and no protein. In Sicily or even Italy, you get an even amount. Maybe even more chicken (or sausage) than pasta.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2013, 11:56 am
Pasta is one of my biggest enemies....followed closely by chicken wings and grilled cheese sandwiches. It's a love hate relationship.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 11:50 am
For dinner: ravioli in a meat sauce (preferably sausage) use olive oil, brown diced garlic, fresh basil, and chopped onion. Not Ragu or Prego, or grandma will be pi*sed - use beefsteak tomatoes. Oh, good lord (facepalm) Now I know why we're all heavy :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 11:41 am
I've almost hurt thin women in a hug. I come from a Sicilian family - on both mom and pop's side. It comes from the Great Depression thinking: If you're skinny, you're not be fed enough.
GaryO - July 14, 2013, 9:39 am
She kept staring and pointing my direction, huddled with her friends the rest the night. Thought about saying something with the word ‘condolences’ in it….buuut there’s really no fixing that. So I don’t get invited to her parties anymore (win win)
GaryO - July 14, 2013, 9:36 am
Not long ago I congratulated a rather willowy woman on her maternal state by saying something like, ‘so how long til the blessed day?’ Turns out she just had some sorta protruding intestinal problem.
GaryO - July 14, 2013, 9:35 am
Well, I’m right in the middle of you guys. I do prefer ‘full’ (it’s a tribal thing), but gotta admit, petite is good inside a hug…indeed.
steve1961 - July 14, 2013, 2:49 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2013, 2:05 am
man this censor is weird "S-h-o-t-s"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2013, 1:30 am
None taken. And now I'm sure you understand...Judging someone for being thin is just as cruel as judging someone for being heavy, I've taken a few sh**s for my portliness, It's not fun.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2013, 10:35 pm
I meant no offense to Mrs. Moo :-( I guess we're demonized by the same issue, but on opposite ends of the spectrum. People think my wife's obese, and she's not. I was just going by whether or not a woman's ribs are prominently visible (again, no offense)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 13, 2013, 1:00 pm
I don't mean to preach about it, but I've seen how upset it makes Mrs. Moo+ when people (especially other women) call her anorexic. I always tell her that those people are just jealous or ashamed of their own figure.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 13, 2013, 12:49 pm
Anorexia is a disease and as far as I know Kristen Ritter doesn't have it, she's just skinny. The a**umption you just made is exactly the one that's so hurtful to people who are just naturally thin.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2013, 11:49 am
And let's not forget, the camera adds about ten pounds :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2013, 11:46 am
You're right. Not all skinny women are anorexic. However, in the case of the woman above, she's actually anorexic. I wasn't sure until I saw her in a movie wearing nothing but her birthday suit, and her ribs could easily be made out in all their glory.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 13, 2013, 11:34 am
Just because a woman is thin doesn't make her anorexic. My fiancee is very thin but eats like a horse and definitely doesn't throw it up after....People call her anorexic all the time and it's very hurtful for her to hear it.
Bolverk3778 - July 13, 2013, 10:49 am
Most of the dress 'designers' must really hate the female form given that the majority of their 'designs' at not cut to enhance nor flatter the female form, and when I say female form I mean the one's with curves not the anorexic stick insects.

BEAUTY - Is like a red, red rose.

AWKWARDNESS - Jr. choking mom? Yes. Sister's indifference to potential matricide? Yes. Dad, the priest wearing those shorts? Very.

TAGS: thanks for dressing up for the ph**o dad
Rating: 3.96/5

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hootizz - June 11, 2010, 4:26 am
hahaahaa...!! love it.., another family ph**o from Tasmania Australia...
timebomb - November 6, 2009, 9:35 pm
this one gets five fingers for the choke hold. Good Job
Produceman117 - November 6, 2009, 8:47 pm
(Mom creepily cool with it? Yes.) Brilliant. 5 roaring Mufasas.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 8:40 pm


BAD NEWS: SANTA HAS OUT-SOURCED CHRISTMAS DELIVERY - Good News: Computer navigational error has sent all the presents to your house.

TAGS: christmas santa presents address computer bad good
Rating: 3.68/5

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Derek - December 21, 2009, 9:49 pm
That is one big container ship
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 9:22 pm
Aaaaaargh.... Vegas is land-locked!!! 5L
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2009, 9:21 pm
Is that the SS WalMart?? 5 Low prices


BURLAP - It may be SFW but man, that has got to itch!

I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THAT BITCH - Not only do I have to wear this damn awful dress, but I'm stuck with this f*ckwit all day !

UHHHH NO... - That dress doesn't make you look fat.

TAGS: look fat dress
Rating: 2.91/5

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whorrorfied - August 1, 2011, 2:38 am
the dress has nothing to do with it... her fat makes her look fat
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 10:58 pm
You make that dress look fat.

WESTERN ETIQUETTE - A cowboy packing two Colts and carrying a double can wear any thing he dang well pleases.

FAIRY DRESS UPS - Good Fairy Bad Fairy (not necessarily in said order)

TIMMY - We Know Where You Live

Alcoholism -

TAGS: drunk dress alcoholism
Rating: 2.04/5

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BriaHere - June 20, 2009, 7:04 pm
The mum looks like Amy Winehouse. Therefore, I'm going to a**ume that baby is Amy Winehouse. It all makes sense now.
TigerKid - July 23, 2008, 7:48 pm
That's hilarious if it's not actually beer.

MAN CARD - Stop reading it, and just hand it over bitch

skeletons -

TAGS: skeletons formally dressed
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 3, 2017, 5:14 pm

Dressed to kill ^^
JesusWept - March 3, 2017, 10:36 am
Haha real nice. ^^^^^Up

Bad Santa -

TAGS: santa naughty sharing list address
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 22, 2014, 7:53 pm
Sorry hun, had no idea. Besides that was last year and you know what they say...he only comes once a year...teehee.
MissPriss - December 22, 2014, 7:48 pm
Thanks Thedge!
MissPriss - December 22, 2014, 7:45 pm
That dear Mr. Gary is how Melissa got on the naughty list...teehee.
GaryO - December 21, 2014, 7:12 pm
Heh, that eye looks infected
lgvernon - December 21, 2014, 12:46 pm

Great minds and all that, Priss. Check out 170323
Thedge - December 21, 2014, 10:47 am
May the North Korean hackers get on that! 5'd

The way millennials dress today is ...... -

TAGS: woodstock 1969 teens dress millennials
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - February 18, 2017, 12:17 pm
woodstock the magic, UP yours

Party -


TAGS: blackadder flashheart dress rik mayall
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 21, 2014, 6:22 pm
Geeeezus...talk about a blast from the past. Welcome back Frenchman.
JesusWept - December 21, 2014, 5:16 pm
R.I.P. Rik Mayall. L L L L L

Dress Up -

TAGS: women making other women jealous dresses
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - January 3, 2016, 11:41 am
luv watchin' that kinda competition
concern3 - January 3, 2016, 9:21 am
Funny A5er

Tip for success -

TAGS: make fun of rerun dress for the job you want
Rating: 4.78/5

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rerun - December 14, 2015, 8:13 pm

sometimes I cannot tell the difference

If your address is 123 Street Road? -